If I updated my facebook status', this is what they would say....

- Neti pot not doing a lick of good for my sinus infection.

- My teeth hurt when I get sinus infections.

- Running hurt my teeth this morning.

- My back top right molar hurts so bad (my first official toothache) I finally gave in to antibiotics.

- I don't feel very good.

- I have a sprint tri in less than two weeks. I have to swim 500 meters. I have successfully swam (swum? swimmed?) 50 meters without stopping. When I drown, Matt's going to be rich.

- 13 month olds are so awesome. Hilarious. Independent.

- I'd say Hannah is potty trained.

- I bathe my kids every night in bubble bath because then I don't have to wash them.

- Will be making apple rhubarb bread soon.

- It's hot here.

- We went to the pool today. They closed the kiddie pool for high chlorine levels. Then closed the big pool because a kid puked in it. So essentially I packed a lunch, and put sunscreen, swim diapers, hats, sunglasses, swim suits on my girls and myself (except for the swim diaper), to sit on a chair and stuff graham crackers in their mouths for 2 hours.

- We started structured independent play time. Hannah has to stay on a blanket and Liv in her packnplay. They lasted 10 minutes. It was awesome. Our goal is 30 minutes.

- Hannah has a crush on one of Matt's golfers. She said, "Tegan, my girlboyfriend." Where did she learn that??

- Officially joined the pinterest addiction because I don't have much else to do.

- Addicted to Better After.

- Going to try to retile our kitchen backsplash by myself this summer. Also would like to install new countertops. Anyone want to do the countertops for me for free? Surely someone out there has the skill and feels sorry for me.

- All my plants are growing! I have one more blueberry plant to put in. I will wait til it's not 300 degrees outside.

- I had to put a sign on our front door to not ring the doorbell or knock from 1-4pm. For some reason that is when people drop by (by people I mean strangers and the UPS man).

- I'm tired, my tooth hurts, going to bed.